Thursday, November 19, 2009

Put a Good Buzz on

I've noticed more and more lately the impatience of people driving down the road. I'm not a saint when it comes to this but twice today I had someone honk at me because I didnt go immediately after the light turned green. I also had a girl almost side swipe me because she was driving so fast down the parkway. I have a solution that will solve more than this problem.

Lets all get high! (sorry mom but you know its true). I did some research prior to this blog post that crime per capita in Amesterdam is relatively low. For example there per capita murder rate is 1.8% and ours is 8.2%. People who are high dont use guns because they are too lazy to get off the couch to get it. This one is better. Stoned people dont fight as much (maybe it takes too much coordination) the per capita assault rate in the US is 7.6 and in The Netherlands its 2.7. Thats a big difference.

I can pretty much guarantee that The Netherlands dont have as many sexual predators and rapes as we have here in the US. Why is that you ask? Easy, when guys are stoned, they cant get it up (I heard that somewhere Mom). In fact here is a stat for you the rate of Rapes in The Netherlands is .01 to every 1,000 and in the US its .03 to every 1,000. In fact the US is #9 on the list of rapes per capita. I cant even find a list of other sex related crimes which I believe would go down if you get a bunch of perverts high.

I also think we should kick sex offenders out of the US and put them on an uninhabited island somewhere. We would make sure there are some rabid monkeys so that when the sickos try something they learn their lesson quickly. That too is a post for another day. 

Okay, Bringing it back. If we were allowed to smoke weed like people smoke cigarettes then everyone would slow down a little. We would drive slower, be less stressed at work. Granted we would probably eat more and be fat but I think crime would drastically decrease because no one will care. So if I want to sit at the green light all day its okay because I'm taking my time and enjoying life!


Stacy said...

LMAO yeah, hits from the bong.


Barefoot in the Park said...

I get so annoyed with impatient drivers too! I've just noticed it. In the past 2 days I've had people honk at me for not turing RIGHT ON RED. IT'S A RED LIGHT PEOPLE!!

prashant said...

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